A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
where does the pee come out of this thing
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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