After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Come on in and take your pants off
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