so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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