Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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