They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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