i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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