I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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