Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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