Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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