TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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