Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
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is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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