i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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