god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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