Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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