you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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