just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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