i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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