he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Just invented taco cereal.
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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