LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
no you cant smoke seaweed
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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