Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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