there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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