My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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