I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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