is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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