i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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