So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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