That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
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I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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