is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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