He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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