Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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