Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
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If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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