At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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