Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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