Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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