On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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