im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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