while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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