she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
His hands were made for my vagina.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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