I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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