I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
When are your genitals available?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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