I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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