your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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