the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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