just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
ttyl tear gas
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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