I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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