Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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