I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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