Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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