why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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