thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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