my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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