Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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